- Fetching a large pail of water for your wife to take a "shower", even as you're running late to work
- Extinguishing an entire ant colony (literally, about 10,0000) descending on the kitchen counter while your wife enjoys Oreos for dessert in the living room
- Telling your wife she's not crazy when she sleepily says: "Was I just dreaming or was there really a group of people singing and chanting at 4am last night?"
And to think, all this happened in the last 12 hours... New York will seem a piece of cake compared to this!
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